Bidet All Day: The 4 Best Portable Bidets for a Refreshing Clean Anytime, Anywhere
Ah, the humble bidet, a bathroom fixture that's been the butt of many a joke (pun absolutely intended). But let's face it, when you're on the go, nothing quite hits the spot like a portable bidet. It's like having a personal spa treatment for your nether regions, right in your pocket. And who wouldn't want that?
Now, you might be thinking, "Portable bidets? Isn't that a bit... excessive?" But hear me out. These little gadgets are the bee's knees when it comes to personal hygiene. They're like the Swiss Army knives of cleanliness. And in this roundup, we're going to dive into the world of portable bidets, exploring the crème de la crème of these cheeky devices.
How We Decided
For two weeks, our team and a group of outdoor aficionados tested up to twenty portable bidets to determine which ones we are including here.
Out of all the products we reviewed, we found four portable bidets that satsfied the following must-haves:
Enough Water Capacity
The portable bidet should have enough water capacity for emergency and outdoor use. It should be able to store enough water to carry functions for hygienic purposes.
Powerful Water Output
We looked for portable bidets with adjustable water output that can give you strong water splashes just like the ones you get at home.
We made sure to include portable bidets with adjustable water output, adjustable water strength so you can customize it based on your needs.
Portable Design Ideal for Traveling
The size was big deal for us since the bidet should come in a weight and size that’s easy to bring in the bag.
We also looked for portable bidets that you can use for other things including cleaning up your baby, dental hygiene, or washing your valuables.
Read on to find out the top four refillable and portable bidets you should get now!
If you’re looking for a heavy-duty, high-capacity portable bidet, our top recommendation is the KleenKlub.
If you’re big about not using tissue paper, or wipes loaded with chemicals, the KleenKlub can do the job.
This portable bidet comes with a refillable container that can handle up to 140 ml of water. As long as you have a water bottle with you to replenish the empty container, you’re good to go.
We love the nozzle of this portable bidet because it can turn 180-degrees making it great for removing dirt from any angle.
You have two options when it comes to water output – the strong water pressure, and the more gentler option that releases less than 100ml/minute.
The handle of the KleenKlub has an ergonomic design – using it will be intuitive.
Another thing we like about the KleenKlub is its easy-to-clean feature. Thanks to its waterproof design, the KleenKlub can be washed thoroughly without causing it to short circuit.
The KleenKlub is really multipurpose – you can use it for baby care, personal hygiene, cleaning valuables, and dental purposes.
Using the SpraySleek is very intuitive, thanks to its simple design.
This portable bidet comes with a container that can handle a lot of water — it can store water up to 250 ml!
Like the other bidets here, the SpraySleek also comes with adjustable water strength and output.
The SpraySleek is unique as it does not come with a nozzle since the water comes out directly from the bottle.
We totally love the compact design of the SpraySleek. This bidet takes a shape similar to a water bottle so it’s very flexible to store in your bags.
The SpraySleek also comes with a rechargeable battery. When fully charged, power time can last up to 1.5- 2 hours.
Since the water output for this is bigger than that of portable bidets with nozzle, this product is a great pick if you’re looking for thorough cleaning.
If you’re looking for the biggest portable bidet on the list, we recommend the FluxFeel.
This portable bidet comes with a 230-ml capacity. A full minute in low mode can bring out up to 150 ml of water. In strong mode, you can get up to 200 ml of water.
You can switch from low to strong in just one click of a button. You can customize water output based on your cleaning needs.
The FluxFeel includes a nozzle which comes in handy if you want concentrated cleaning.
The rechargeable battery of the FluxFeel can cater to up to 100 cycles – a feature that you will love if you’re traveling outdoors without any power source.
The Fluxfeel only weighs 260 grams and come with a compact design which saves space and prevents that bulky feel in your bags.
Great for baby care, travel hygiene, dental care, patient care, and many more.
Right off the bat, you will see that the MixieSwish is different, and indeed, it is.
This portable comes with a detachable head which you can attach to any water bottle so you can easily make it a water source.
The MixieSwish comes with a 165ml capacity. The weight of this portable bidet is at 200 grams — an ideal size if you’re planning to carry a portable bidet around.
The cycle time for MixieSwish comes in two options — 30 seconds for high water output, and 60 seconds for low.
You can easily adjust the cycle time based on your need.
We love how you can easily use the MixieSwish for any outdoor hygiene needs. This refillable bidet is great for both adult and baby care.
This portable bidet includes a chargeable lithium battery that lasts up to 20 hours when fully charged.
Well, there you have it, folks. We've journeyed through the world of portable bidets, and what a ride it's been! From the high-capacity KleenKlub to the versatile MixieSwish, we've seen it all. And let me tell you, these aren't your grandma's bidets. These are high-tech, feature-packed devices that are sure to make your next trip a whole lot fresher.
If I had to pick a favorite, I'd probably go with the KleenKlub. I mean, who can resist that automatic decompression film? It's like having a mini power washer in your pocket. But let's not forget about the MixieSwish with its detachable head and strong water output. It's like the Swiss Army knife of bidets.
But hey, don't just take my word for it. Give them a try and see for yourself. After all, cleanliness is next to godliness, and with these portable bidets, you'll be feeling divine in no time. So, go forth and bidet, my friends. Your tush will thank you.